So, hey. How’s it going? Yeah, it’s cool. It’s alright over here.
EXCEPT NOW I HAVE INSTAGRAM!
That is correct! I have fallen into the deep well of hipsterism that has threatened to consume me since the second I laid eyes on the hellish invention that is the skinny tie. And, finally, I can take pictures! Of stupid things! And put a shitty filter over it! And then write some nonsense about it!
Huzzah! Let’s have a party! A cool kid party! On the internet…